Limerick The First (based on our weekly rubbish-collection annoyance):
A couple on Johnny Ball Lane
Are wading through rubbish again:
They open their gate
And both get irate,
Saying: “It’s the EU that’s the blame!”*
*NB: this is a joke, to try and alleviate some of the horrors of the current Brexitocalypse we’re experiencing.
Limerick The Second (see image above):
A jovial collosal squid
Got upset when everyone hid:
As it reached for the sky
For an eightfold Hi Hi!
The pirates looked less intrepid.