NaPoWriMo 4.9: Drag Queen Bingo

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Well then: I’ve written something based on Drag Queen Bingo on Saturday night.

But I’ve decided it’s probably too offensive to put on here (such is the joy of Drag humour).

The poem takes the form of a Bingo Card, of course – with some very interesting rhymes (some adapted from the calls, some entirely new). I might spruce it up to submit it, should the right publication arise…

The numbers on the card were as follows – so I set you the challenge of coming up with your own risque rhyming number-call for each:

Number Three
Nineteen
Twenty-Six
Thirty
Forty-One
Forty-Four
Fifty-Two
Fifty-Eight
Sixty-Nine
Seventy-One
Eighty-Three
Eighty-Four
 

 

 

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